Reasons Why Harleys Are Better Than Men

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A Harley can go for more than one ride in an hour.

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Harleys never develop spare tires.

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Harleys last longer.

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Harleys don't get you pregnant.

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A Harley doesn't care what time of month it is.

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Harleys don't have parents.

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Your Harley will let you know if something is wrong.

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Your Harley won't judge your friends.

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If your Harley is boisterous, you can buy a muffler.

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You won't have to put your Harley through grad school.

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If your Harley smokes you can do something about it.

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Harleys don't care about how many other Harleys you have ridden.

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When riding, you and your Harley both arrive at the same time.

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One Harley will satisfy you every time.

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Your Harley won't ogle other Harleys.

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Your Harley won't care if you have a poster of your fantasy Harley.

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If your Harley has high mileage, you can just get a new one.

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Harleys don't care about breast size.

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If your Harley is too soft you can get new shocks.

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If your Harley is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.

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You don't have to drink beer before your Harley looks appealing.

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You can be proud of your Harley regardless of the model.

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You don't have to go to Tiffany's to register your Harley.

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Your Harley won't beat you or try to make you feel inferior.

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You can ride a Harley as long as you want and it won't get limp.

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Your parents won't keep in touch with your old Harley after you dump it.

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Harleys always feel like going for a ride when you do.

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Harleys don't insult you if you are a novice.

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Your Harley never wants a night out alone with the other Harleys.

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Harleys don't make you late.

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You don't have to primp before riding your Harley.

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Your Harley won't complain when you use protection.

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If your Harley doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

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You can't get a disease from a Harley.

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Your Harley won't care if you fake it.

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Harleys are always ready to stop when you are.

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Your Harley has a built in vibrator.

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Your Harley doesn't have to show off in front of other Harleys.

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Your Harley won't lie to you.

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Your Harley doesn't care how heavy you are.

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In the morning, your Harley won't poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride.

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Your Harley won't shrink when it's cold.

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If your Harley can't fire up, you can just replace the battery.

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You don't have to cook for your Harley.

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Your Harley can't ride around behind your back.

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If your Harley is cold you can choke it.

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Your Harley is always the right size because if it seems too small you can just get a new one.

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You can keep photos of your old Harleys.

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Your Harley would rather go for a ride than watch sports.

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Your Harley can go for multiple rides.

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Harleys don't need pick-up lines.

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You only have to ride your Harley when you want to.

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Your Harley won't go for rides by itself.

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If baldness occurs, you can replace the tires.

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Harleys don't snore.

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Your Harley will never leave you or break your heart!

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You can get a sore butt from riding your Harley and your friends won't make fun of you!

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If you take care of your Harley, it will never get to old for you to ride it.

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Your Harley will never make you sleep in the wet spot.

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You don't necessarily need a shower before and after you take your Harley for a ride.

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You aren't expected to blow your Harleys tail pipe. (Submitted by Unknown)

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You can always get a newer model with no hassles.

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A Harley is actually valuable.

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If your Harley gets bad gas, you don't have to leave or die, just pour in a gas additive.

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If you go out without your Harley, it won't ask you where you've been, who you were with, and what you did when you come home.

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You don't have to buy beer for your Harley.

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You don't have to share your paycheck with your Harley.

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Your Harley will never bitch at you if you mount it improperly.

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You don't have to stroke your Harley to get it to perform.
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You and a friend can ride a Harley at the same time (in public even) and it won't get mad if the pics end up on the internet!!!

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