Reasons Why Harleys Are Better Than Women

bulletHarleys only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
bulletHarleys curves never sag.
bulletHarleys last longer.
bulletHarleys don't get pregnant.
bulletYou can ride a Harley any time of the month.
bulletHarleys don't have parents.
bulletHarleys don't whine unless something is really wrong.
bulletYou can kick your Harley to wake it up.
bulletYou can share your Harley with your friends. (I don't think so!!!
bulletIf your Harley makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
bulletYou only need to get a new chain or belt for your Harley when the old one is REALLY WORN.
bulletIf your Harley smokes, you can do something about it.
bulletHarleys don't care about how many other Harleys you have ridden.
bulletWhen riding, you and your Harley both arrive at the same time.
bulletHarleys don't care about how many other Harleys you have.
bulletHarleys don't mind if you look at other Harleys, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
bulletNew Harleys must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.
bulletIf your Harley goes flat, you can fix it.
bulletIf your Harley is too loose, you can tighten it.
bulletIf your Harley is too soft, you can get different shocks.
bulletIf your Harley is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
bulletYou can have a beer while riding your Harley.
bulletYou can have a black Harley and show it to your parents.
bulletYou don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Harley.
bulletYou don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Harley.
bulletYou don't have to convince your Harley that you're a cyclist and that you think that Harleys are equals.
bulletIf you say bad things to your Harley, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.
bulletYou can ride a Harley as long as you want and it won't get sore.
bulletYour parents don't remain in touch with your old Harley after you dump it.
bulletHarleys always feel like going for a ride.
bulletHarleys don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
bulletYour Harley never wants a night out alone with the other Harleys.
bulletHarleys don't care if you are late.
bulletYou don't have to take a shower before riding your Harley.
bulletIt's always OK to use tie downs on your Harley.
bulletIf your Harley doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
bulletYou can't get diseases from a Harley you don't know very well.
bulletIf you get rid of your Harley it doesn't get to keep half of your stuff.
bulletIf you leave town you don't have to worry if your Harley is letting somebody else ride it.
bulletYou can trade your Harley in for a newer model without paying alimony.
bulletYour Harley doesn't mind if you play with it in public. Hey! Not all women are opposed to that...some even prefer it!!
bulletYour Harley has an off switch.
bulletYou can totally ignore your Harley as long as you want.
bulletYour Harley won't get offended if you suggest bigger, aftermarket headlights.
bulletYou know exactly how much your Harley is going to take out of your checking account each month.
bulletYour Harley doesn't expect foreplay.
bulletYour Harley doesn't want to snuggle after a ride.
bulletPeople envy your Harley more the older it gets.
bulletYou can get your Harley hot and ready with 2 minutes of sitting on your butt.
bulletYour Harley doesn't mind waiting outside while you go into a strip club.
bulletIf you don't want your Harley anymore, it's not illegal to sell it.
bulletYou can Bore & Stroke it in public & no one cares!
bulletHarley's don't mind having two riders at the same time.
bulletYou can sit, sipping on a cool J.D. & stare at your Harley for hours & it won't ask you any stupid questions!
bulletYou can call yer Harley anything in the book and still get to ride it after its all fired up!
bulletIf you take care of your Harley, it will never get to old for you to ride it. (>
bulletYou can call your Harley a hog and it wont get pissed.
bulletYou don't have to give your Harley a ring in order to get a ride!  YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TELL IT YOU LOVE IT!
bulletYou can always tell if your Harley is turned on or not.
bulletIt's ok to store disassembled pieces of your Harley in your basement.
bulletYou and a friend can ride a Harley at the same time (in public even) and it won't get mad if the pics end up on the internet!!!
bulletYour Harley doesn't mind living in the garage.
bulletBig and/or fat is a GOOD thing
bulletyou can stare at other harleys with out getting slapped by yours or refused a ride

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