|Harleys only need their fluids changed
every 2,000 miles.|
|Harleys curves never sag.|
|Harleys last longer.|
|Harleys don't get pregnant.|
|You can ride a Harley any time of the
|Harleys don't have parents.|
|Harleys don't whine unless something is
|You can kick your Harley to wake it up.|
|You can share your Harley with your
friends. (I don't think so!!! |
|If your Harley makes too much noise, you
can buy a muffler.|
|You only need to get a new chain or belt
for your Harley when the old one is REALLY WORN.|
|If your Harley smokes, you can do something
|Harleys don't care about how many other
Harleys you have ridden.|
|When riding, you and your Harley both
arrive at the same time.|
|Harleys don't care about how many other
Harleys you have.|
|Harleys don't mind if you look at other
Harleys, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.|
|New Harleys must be asked for, and if you
don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.|
|If your Harley goes flat, you can fix it.|
|If your Harley is too loose, you can
|If your Harley is too soft, you can get
|If your Harley is misaligned, you don't
have to discuss politics to correct it.|
|You can have a beer while riding your
|You can have a black Harley and show it to
|You don't have to be jealous of the guy
that works on your Harley.|
|You don't have to deal with priests or
blood-tests to register your Harley.|
|You don't have to convince your Harley that
you're a cyclist and that you think that Harleys are equals.|
|If you say bad things to your Harley, you
don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.|
|You can ride a Harley as long as you want
and it won't get sore.|
|Your parents don't remain in touch with
your old Harley after you dump it.|
|Harleys always feel like going for a ride.|
|Harleys don't insult you if you're a bad
|Your Harley never wants a night out alone
with the other Harleys.|
|Harleys don't care if you are late.|
|You don't have to take a shower before riding your Harley.|
|It's always OK to use tie downs on your
|If your Harley doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.|
|You can't get diseases from a Harley you don't know very well.|
|If you get rid of your Harley it doesn't get to keep half of your stuff.
|If you leave town you don't have to worry if your Harley is letting somebody else ride it.
|You can trade your Harley in for a newer model without paying alimony.
|Your Harley doesn't mind if you play with it in public. Hey! Not all women are opposed to that...some even prefer it!!
|Your Harley has an off switch.
|You can totally ignore your Harley as long as you want.
|Your Harley won't get offended if you suggest bigger, aftermarket
|You know exactly how much your Harley is going to take out of your
checking account each month.
|Your Harley doesn't expect foreplay.
|Your Harley doesn't want to snuggle after a ride.
|People envy your Harley more the older it gets.
|You can get your Harley hot and ready with 2 minutes of sitting on your butt.
|Your Harley doesn't mind waiting outside while you go into a strip club.
|If you don't want your Harley anymore, it's not illegal to sell it.
|You can Bore & Stroke it in public & no one cares!
|Harley's don't mind having two riders at the same time.
|You can sit, sipping on a cool J.D. & stare at your Harley for hours & it won't ask you any stupid questions!
|You can call yer Harley anything in the book and still get to ride it after its all fired up!
|If you take care of your Harley, it will never get to old for you to ride it. (>
|You can call your Harley a hog and it wont get pissed.
|You don't have to give your Harley a ring in order to get a ride! YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TELL IT YOU LOVE IT!
|You can always tell if your Harley is turned on or not.
|It's ok to store disassembled pieces of your Harley in your basement.
|You and a friend can ride a Harley at the same time (in public even) and it won't get mad if the pics end up on the
|Your Harley doesn't mind living in the garage.
|Big and/or fat is a GOOD thing
|you can stare at other harleys with out getting slapped by yours or refused a ride
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